Akhir-akhir ini di kampus saya, khususnya di lingkungan teknik Elektro ITB, banyak sekali yang membicarakan mengenai Chuck Norris. Ada apa? tidak ada apa-apa sebenarnya dengan saudara Chuck Norris tersebut, hanya banyak bermunculan “fakta-fakta aneh” yang “boleh percaya boleh tidak” mengenai Chuck Norris. Ini salah satu contoh:
“Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.“
Adalah saya dan saudara Arya Antaputra(baca: BeEl) ketika masih di Radiokampus ITB membaca buku The Alphabets of Manliness. Dalam salah satu bab di buku itu dibahas mengenai Chuck Norris. Dalam buku tersebut, dideskripsikan sosok jati diri Chuck Norris secara hiperbolic, oleh karena itu saya menyebut lelucon-lelucon mengenai fakta Chuck Norris sebagai hiperbolic based humors.
Dari situ saya dan BeEl mulai mengumpulkan ‘fakta’ mengenai Chuck Norris dari Internet. Gilanya, sampai ada web site yang menyediakan Random Chuck Norris Facts Generator! Saya mulai menggunakan facts tersebut sebagai status YM, kemudian mempromosikan abang Chuck Norris ini ke beberapa teman, khususnya di lingkungan subjurusan Teknik Komputer ITB. Alhasil, virus Chuck Norris mulai menyebar, banyak teman yang sekarang menggunakan Chuck Norris’s facts sebagai status YM 
Here’s some of my favorites:
“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”
“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”
“Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.”
“Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.”
“There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.”
“Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”
“Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.”
“Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.”
“Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
“When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.”
“When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.”
“In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.”
“Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.”
“Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.”
“A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer”
“Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.”
“Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.”
“As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.” “
so, which is yours?
Emang klo nonton pelem2 yang ada chuch norrisnya, ga ada matinya dah tuh orang. Klo kya artis Indonesia, keknya mirip Barry Prima.
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salah lo, kalo di Indonesia, lebih pas analogi dengan Suzanna,, wkwkwkwkwkwk
ahahahaha, tai… yg google tuh favorit gw ki :p
tiap hari favorite gw selalu berubah: hari ini gw paling seneng yang “That is story of the Universe” wkwkwkw
“Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.”
ini kayaknya berhubungan dengan fakta bahwa Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits
lucu2 dan sesuai style guyonan orang amrik, cerdas
asik abis !!
“Chuck Norris can divide by zero”
hayoo..mampus lo.. wkwkwkw..
Hohohoho.. asik banget!
HUAHAHAHAHAHA…LUCUUU….
emang deh chuck norris berlebihan..
tanya aja ke dia, bisa berentiin semburan lumpur lapindo ga..?
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Oi Ky!
“Human cloning is banned to this day because otherwise we would be able to clone Chuck Norris, and if the real Chuck and the clone ever fought, the energy released by two roundhouse kicks hitting each other would spell the end of the universe.”
Wahahaha..
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